What do you want ?

After me GOLD are yer ? Ha ha ha you'll not find that, no my lad ha ha. What you brought me eh ? No such thing as a free lunch here you know.

Looking around me shack ? Wondering why you're here no doubt, can't wait to get back to yer comfy bed and hot food I can tell. See it in your eye, pah !

Well, I been building this here hovel for weeks now and despite that look of your disgust on yer face it's home and I like it. Real fur settee your on there you know, pay a fortune for it back in Milton Keynes they would. Okay so the rats are beginning to decay a bit but I'll soon build up a new pile, self sustaining that settee, feeds the first lot with enough posion and them which eats 'em dies from it too. Ha ha ha.

Mebbe's your thinking of starting out in a career or in the sewer or mebbe's you're just curious as to what us folk get up to. I've got a few minutes until the offy opens so go ahead look around and . . . give us a smoke Guv ?